31 7 / 2014

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: Are you mixed?

optimistic-pessimisim:

Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.

31 7 / 2014

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via fitspo-girl17)

31 7 / 2014

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

(via dulect)

31 7 / 2014

luciawestwick:

that’s how one should choose clothes

31 7 / 2014

(Source: leepacey, via neatpotatoes)

31 7 / 2014

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(via pizza)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

(via lanadel-regan)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via legalmexican)

29 7 / 2014

heyyitsjayy:

crazycanuckcatlady:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

I absolutely love Toffee’s expression.

Toffee gives no fucks.

(via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter)