31 8 / 2014

lokisadvocate:

what if steve laughed like chris

(via azayyyzel)

30 8 / 2014

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres, via hotboyproblems)

30 8 / 2014

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30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza, via spork)

30 8 / 2014

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via lubricates)

30 8 / 2014

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

(via sailingonsuccess)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

(Source: robertcarlyle, via irlziall)

30 8 / 2014

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via crunchier)

30 8 / 2014

maliciousmelons:

when someone types “leggo!” instead of “lets go”

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via worsting)

30 8 / 2014

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

(via sailingonsuccess)

30 8 / 2014

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

(via vinebox)

30 8 / 2014

(Source: garynguyen, via paprika)

30 8 / 2014

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via popcultureprodigy)